Tomorrow marks the TEN day countdown…
TEN more days…
I can’t quite believe it!
My kids are going wild, I am still finishing testing, and tomorrow is our Art & Academic Night (lots of pictures to come)!
Sometimes the only way to make it through is to laugh, so here are just a few funny things that have happened recently:
A couple ridiculous shirts:
If only you knew these students….. it makes it that much funnier!
And a few funny quotes:
#1
When working in a small group…
Female student A: “Hey Ms. Moran, you kinda have a little mustache.”
Female student B: “Oh no, that’s fine, my mom says that its okay for girls to have a few whiskers!”
{Ms. Moran is now embarrassed… for the first time ever in front of 6 year olds… and bought a cream bleach immediately after school… no more whiskers 🙂 }
#2
During a read-aloud about sea turtles laying eggs…
Female student C: After being called upon, student C stands up in front of the class and proceeds to tell me, “Ms. Moran, now that you are engaged you are going to have your own babies – just like the turtle! Except that they will come out of… ya know…. there…[student is point at my lady parts in large circular motions]”
{Ms. Moran is now embarrassed… for the SECOND time in front of 6 year olds and awkwardly tries to change the subject back to turtles.}
and as of today during our school-wide volunteer reception…
#3
After our principal graciously thanks our president of the parent committee…
Male student D: clearly confused, yells out,”Wait what?!? That’s not our president… our president is some black dude!”
{Ms. Moran closes eyes, shakes head, and tries to remember that there are only 10 more days.}
Welp, the things kids will say!
Have a great night 🙂
Susan
oh my goodness, your kids sound HILARIOUS! I love it:)
Katie
Dirty Hands and Lesson Plans
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
Those are great stories. Thanks for making me smile!
❀ Tammy
Forever in First
I like to say we have 9.5 days. It sounds so much better than 10. 😉
I love your stories! I shared them with my husband and he laughed too!
Amy
Mrs. Lattin's Kindergarten
Hi Susan!
Thanks for leaving a comment on my blog! I'm following you too! Your stories cracked me up! There should be a classroom version of "Kids Say the Darndest Things"! I can't wait to explore your blog more!
A Pirates Life for Us
Thanks for the chuckle…just found your darling blog!
Robynn
BusyBees
LOL!
Lori (luvyorkies@gmail.com)
Teaching With Love and Laughter
Ha ha! thanks for the good laugh:)
Barbara
Grade ONEderful
Ruby Slippers
And those are 3 Reasons I also teach first grade!
Gotta love them!
I am your newest follower!
🙂
Tamera
http://myheartbelongsinfirst.blogspot.com
Kaizactan2001@yahoo.com
This post just cracked me up. These are the little reasons why I love teaching the primary grades. I'm glad I found your blog, I am your newest follower. Looking forward to some more funny stories.
Stacy
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